Swede: Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
Mr. Parker: What is a lamp, you nincompoop? It's a Major Award. I won it!
Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?
Mr. Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.
Ok. If you are not a Christmas Story fan, that totally went over your head!
Still confused? Look here: http://tbppfam.blogspot.com/2011/02/winner.html
When I got home today my Major Award was waiting for me on the front porch. I like how the Fed Ex guy "hid" it behind the chair. I could hardly see it.
Still confused? I can't help ya!